While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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