You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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