One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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