community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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