my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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