we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
