playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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