i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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