she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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