Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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