If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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