I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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