he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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