Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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