the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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