THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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