We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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