Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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