yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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