He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
