i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
nutella sex= disaster
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Randomize