I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
