what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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