guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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