You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Couch. On fire.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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