come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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