I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
