I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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