Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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