If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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