On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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