it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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