The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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