I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
vagina is talking i cant
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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