I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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