After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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