ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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