I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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