I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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