I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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