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I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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