"it" just moved
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
why is half of my head shaved?
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