I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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