maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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