Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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