Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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