Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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