I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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