Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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