i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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