How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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