found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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